ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, theirconversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don'thave much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only wayto live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smileand ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve greatrisk. FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; andresponsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps tocorrect it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in yourvoice. TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

So funny.Alvin----------Do you know why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names? Anne Chang(Mandarin)-Dirty Anne Chin(Mandarin) - Keep quiet Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock Monica Cheng(Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum Corrine Tai(Hokkien) - Poor fellow Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin Carmen Teng(Hokkien) - Leg hair long Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death Rosie Teng(Hokkien) - Screws and nails Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before Isn't it very funny?! Pass around for some laughter!

Tagged by Abigail...Rules of the Taggy Quiz:A] People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.B] Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.Here are my answers:#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be ?I'll get Sad ofcourse...#2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be ?Being together with the person i love.#3. What will your dream wedding be like ?I dunnoe...#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you ?Noone can ever predict their futures, so yes i am#5. What's your ideal lover like ?Caring & Loving#6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone ?Sorry hor both to me is most blissful.#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone u really love ?As long as it takes.#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do ?I would be happy & sad for the person i love. Seeing my loved one happy makes me happy.#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days ?Worrying about others.#10. What do you want most in life ?Friends, Family and my Love.#11. Is being tagged fun ?Er...Izit suppose to be? lol#12. How do you see yourself in ten years time ?Like i said above noone can see their future.#13. Who is the current most important person to you ?Secret but i think that person knows =D#14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is ?Friendly and fun to hang around with.. haha!!#15. Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor ?Married but poor.#16. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be ?Puppy.#17. What are one of those things which you would prefer not to do ?I Don't Like Being forced.#18. What kind of person do u think u are ?Cheerful, sensitive xD#19. What do you define as a bad day ?Where everything that happens on that day goes wrong.#20. If you have to choose between love (as in boy-girl relationships) and friendship, what would it be ?.... Sorry i won't both is equally important to me.My next 8 targets are: JunWei, Eileen, Farah, Yvain, Rosalind, Esther, Cheryl, Raeyido if you want to, dont do if you dont want to (:

亲爱的Jun Wei =D
自从我认识了你，我整个人的心情都开心多了。不知不觉地爱上了你。每天跟你在电话聊天都觉得我自己很幸福。我不知道我在你的心里是什么地位，希望你可以跟我讲。
我答应你我不会欺骗你，不会欺负你，希望你会高兴。不管你选择谁，我都会祝福你的。希望我们两可以是最要好的朋友，不要为了点小小的事就闹翻，不能做到朋友。我听过人家讲过“看到你爱的人幸福就已经够幸福了，应该为他觉得高兴。”希望你能找到你的幸福。认识了你我已经满足了。虽然华语讲的都没有呢么流利，可是为了你我决定写这封信，表达我心里想说的话。我不想逼你选择我，我只是想说声。。。我爱你

This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporean Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Dear Ah Lian Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? for me, I am quiet find You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo,hope you you can work properly. You know, Ah Kua Kia working in a soft where company now. last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to may Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop untill the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. so you must come with your hole family. I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye..... Worm regard Ah Beng

> >>> I believe whatever God has in store for> >>>> >>> us will be for us.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> The poem is very true, unfortunately.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Make sure you read the poem!> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,> >>>> >>> for her boyfriend of three years,> >>>> >>> David Marsden, to propose to her.> >>>> >>> Then one day when she was out> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> to lunch David proposed!> >>>> >>> She accepted, but then had to leave> >>>> >>> because she had a meeting in 20 min.> >>>> >>> When she got to her office,> >>>> >>> she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's.> >>>> >>> She checked it, the usual stuff> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> from her friends, but then she saw one> >>>> >>> that she had never gotten before.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> It was this poem. She simply deleted it> >>>> >>> without even reading all of it.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,> >>>> >>> she received a phone call from the police> >>>> >>> It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem> >>>> >>> and being the believer that she was> >>>> >>> she sent it to a few of her friends but> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out> >>>> >>> the full 10 that you must.> >>>> >>> Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Later that night when she left to get to her car,> >>>> >>> she was killed in that spot by a> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> hit-and-run drunk driver.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out> >>>> >>> within 45 minutes of reading it.> >>>> >>> Not even 4 hours later walking along the street> >>>> >>> to his new job interview with a really big company,> >>>> >>> when he ran into Cynthia Bell,> >>>> >>> his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> and told him of her passionate crush on him> >>>> >>> that she had had for 2 years.> >>>> >>> Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.> >>>> >>> Cynthia and Richard are still married> >>>> >>> with three children, happy as ever!> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> This is the poem:> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Around the corner I have a friend,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> In this great city that has no end,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And before I know it, a year is gone.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And I never see my old friends face,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> For life is a swift and terrible race,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> He knows I like him just as well,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> As in the days when I rang his bell.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And he rang mine but we were younger then,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And now we are busy, tired men.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Tired of playing a foolish game,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Tired of trying to make a name.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> 'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Jim> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Just to show that I'm thinking of him.'> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And distance between us grows and grows.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Around the corner, yet miles away,> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> 'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And that's what we get and deserve in the end.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Around the corner, a vanished friend.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Remember to always say what you mean.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> If you love someone, tell them.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Don't be afraid to express yourself.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Because when you decide that it is the right time it might> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> be too late.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> Seize the day. Never have regrets.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> And most importantly, stay close to your friends> >>>> >>> and family, for they have helped> >>>> >>> make you the person that you are today.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter> >>>> >>> to 10 other people.> >>>> >>> If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love.> >>>> >>> The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you .> >>>> >>> If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> THIS IS NOT A JOKE!> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> You have read the warnings, seen the cases,> >>>> >>> and the consequences.> >>>> >>> You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> *NOTE*> >>>> >>> the more people that you send this to, the better> >>>> >>> luck you will have.> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!